1990/11/30 City Council Resolution (7)RESOLUTION NO. 90- 272
A RESOLUTION CREATING THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY SERVICES OFFICER,
FELINE APPREHENSION, AND ESTABLISHING THE DUTIES OF THIS POSITION
WHEREAS, it is well known that those mammals of the feline
persuasion (cats) constitute a menace to human society; and
WHEREAS, cats leave paw prints on vehicles, create average
day /night noise levels that exceed 70 Ldn, deposit poop in gardens and
sand boxes, and trespass and dare owners to do anything about it; and
WHEREAS, those who have adopted cats, including small children,
exhibit great understanding when their beloved family members are
cynically lured and imprisoned in cold steel cat traps and then
transported to the animal impound and crematorium; and
WHEREAS, Peter M. Callinan has demonstrated a long term
commitment and superior expertise in luring and imprisoning his
neighbor's cats, including one pole cat of a smelly variety; and
WHEREAS, Pete always wanted to wear a uniform and badge.
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED by the Rohnert Park City
Council that the position of Community Services Officer, Feline
Apprehension (Cat Catcher) is hereby created and that the duties and
responsibilities of this position shall be as follows:
1) To chase cats over fences, up trees, under bushes, through
traffic, and throughout the community as the need may arise.
2) To conduct investigations concerning the nefarious deeds of cats
including collecting evidence such a poop, lifting of paw prints,
and measuring decibel levels of cat howls.
3) To unceasingly maintain a cat trap at his residence.
4) To establish a network of like minded grumps to report anti-
social cat behavior and maintain a web of cold steel cat traps.
5) To conduct an annual education program including personally
conducting hundreds of public hearings and conducting cat
education sessions in each and every grade K through 6 class.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that Peter M. Callinan is hereby appointed as
the one and only Community Services Officer, Feline Apprehension (Cat
Catcher).
DULY ANA%,tG 1 ADOPTED by the Rohnert Park City Council this
err,
30th day of?tember 1990.
CITY OF ROHNERT PARK
ATTEST : �- Al Mayor
Deputy City Clerk
AYES: (6) Callinan, C rpF/Eck, Hopkins, Spiro, and Hollingsworth
NOES: (0) None,
ABSENT: (0) None':
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